Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Sunshine and the Monkey Man. .lessons in barn yard manners. .


This story is a little different. .we get our a inspiration from today's and yesterday's ..a word or a phrase and share from there..My Sunshine is a little bit hidden by the clouds today giving the Monkey free reign. .wrote down a few pieces of my day to base the story on..no idea what we will come up with..here is the things that caught me today..a chicken on a leash.$3 wasted..a heard of goats and a petting zoo..Hope this helps clear those clouds and brings those warm happy rays my way..here we go..

Monkey Man slowly crawls out of bed..straight to the kitchen and turn on the brew..two minutes the dark roast is ready. .as he walks in the living room he clicks the remote..lone ranger reruns cool..his favorite part of the day he opens the curtains and lets the warm morning sun inside..Hoping to catch his own ray..as he sits down there she sits on the other end of the couch with a box of doughnuts..that's nothing but true love..he sits and grabs his cup as Sunshine says good morning Monkey Man. .he raises his finger to his lips and give her a gentle shhhh..one big long gulp and a doungnuts..sugar if ya must know. .a shake of the head and good morning Sunshine. .I'm fine watching the lone ranger..I want a horse..now Sunshine laughs and say its against the cities rule..Monkey thinks and replies I saw mini-burros ..Sunshine not laughing quite the same says they are the same MM..only the one you want has bigger ears and can be an ass at times. .Monkey Man gets the hint as he grabs another doughnut..glazed.

Sunshine asks what MM is planning to do today..He says nothing but enjoy some rays..Sunshine asks if he would like to go the the petting zoo..he might even make a friend. ..Now Monkey Man bit his lip a little he was an top of the line primate..wasn't found of the lower class..especially ckickens..all they do all day is walk around sticking their peckers in the dirt..OK stop..ya should have been beak....but if it makes Sunshine happy lets do it..so he puts on a big funny grin and says lets go..They load up the mini and roll down the alleys. .

As they get there and the cute lady at gate gives his a funny look and says $3..he pays..why don't they ever ask Sunshine for money..its like she's not here..they head for gate..as they step in MM see the animals wandering around..and damn what was that..chicken walked up and drove his Sharpe pointy pecker right in his leg...and ran off as far as his leash would let him..he bends down to rub it and damn..his butts on fire..He looks back and the mini- burro had bit his ass..he reaches back and starts to rub it..boom goat rams his belly. .he bends over in pain..ouch his butt again..goose bit his butt...then he feels something warm and wet running down his leg..he looks down and the penguin is peeing on him..he runs for the gate..

Standing on the outside..tears in his eyes Sunshine wraps her arms around him..sharing the comfort it brings..She whispers in his ear Monkey May you have to respect all creatures. .and they will respect you..he sort blows that advice off..he's a monkey damn it..she whispers have you learned anything today. .Monkey Man sniffs Ans thinks a second and says yes Sunshine ..I have been pecked by a chicken..gored by a goat..goosed by a goose..bitten by a burro and peed on by a penguin. .so learned I will never waste another $3 here and I am so happy they don't have a skunk....Love ya..hope this helps push the clouds away..brings some smile back my Sunshine. .hugs...

Me

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